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Humor - These random funny questions will make you laugh and they will make you think. They are designed to be thought provoking and entertaining. They are clever and engaging. Most of all they are just a fun bunch of questions.


Random humorous, amusing and thought provoking questions and ponderables.

If people from Poland are called ""poles"" are people from Holland called ""holes?""

How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

How do you get out club soda stains?

Why does Mickey Mouse wear pants and no shirt while Donald Duck wears a shirt and no pants?

If seven-elevens are always open, why do they have locks on their doors?

Do kleptomaniacs help themselves, because they can't help themselves?

Do burn victims get a discount at crematoriums?

Is the reason Santa so jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live?

What do they use to ship styrofoam?

What is the speed of dark?

If fat people go skinny dipping, shouldn't they call it ''chunky dunking''?

Why is chocolate not considered a vegetable, since chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Which way does a compass point in space?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

Why do you bake cookies and cook bacon?

How come we choose from just two people for president and fifty for Miss America?

How can there be an all natural boneless chicken brest?

Why arn't marbles made of marble?

If money deosn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why is it that a wise man and a wise guy are total different?

What was Captain Hook's name before he got the hook?

Did Noah have woodpeckers and termites on the ark?


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