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Humor - These random funny questions will make you laugh and they will make you think. They are designed to be thought provoking and entertaining. They are clever and engaging. Most of all they are just a fun bunch of questions.


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If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?

Why do people who know the least, know it the loudest?

Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?

Why arn't marbles made of marble?

If you strangle a smurf what color would it turn?

Do kleptomaniacs help themselves, because they can't help themselves?

Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown, too?

Why does Mickey Mouse wear pants and no shirt while Donald Duck wears a shirt and no pants?

Why does the word 'monosyllabic' have five syllables?

Is the reason Santa so jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live?

If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how will anyone ever know?

If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?

Is there an abbreviation for the word abbreviation?

Why are semi-trucks bigger than regular trucks?

Why does Bugs Bunny walk around the cartoon naked, but he puts a bathing suit on when he goes swimming?

How far east can you go before you are heading west?

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?

If there were no sponges living in the oceans, would the oceans be deeper?

Why is lemonade made made of artificial ingredients, while dish washing detergent contains real lemons?


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