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Humor - These random funny questions will make you laugh and they will make you think. They are designed to be thought provoking and entertaining. They are clever and engaging. Most of all they are just a fun bunch of questions.


Random humorous, amusing and thought provoking questions and ponderables.

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

If honesty is the best policy, then is dishonesty the second best policy?

Why do people who know the least, know it the loudest?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

Which way does a compass point in space?

Why is the only way to get a clear conscience to have a bad memory?

If the Cincinatti Reds were the first major league baseball team, who did they play?

Why do they call them apartments if they are so close together?

Why does the word 'monosyllabic' have five syllables?

Why do Pharmacies make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front check out counter?

What is a picture of a thousand words worth?

How come I cannot find Chicken Soup for the Chicken's Soul?

Is there another word for synonym?

Are part-time band leaders called semi-conductors?

Do kleptomaniacs help themselves, because they can't help themselves?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why does Bugs Bunny walk around the cartoon naked, but he puts a bathing suit on when he goes swimming?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

Why is chocolate not considered a vegetable, since chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

When a cow laughs, does milk come out of its nose?

Does God believe that there are atheists?


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