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Humor - These random funny questions will make you laugh and they will make you think. They are designed to be thought provoking and entertaining. They are clever and engaging. Most of all they are just a fun bunch of questions.


Random humorous, amusing and thought provoking questions and ponderables.

How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?

Is it wrong for a vegetarian to eat animal crackers?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown, too?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

If honesty is the best policy, then is dishonesty the second best policy?

If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu what would you get?

If people from Poland are called ""poles"" are people from Holland called ""holes?""

Is "tired old cliche" one?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

Is there an abbreviation for the word abbreviation?

How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

Why haven't we come up with something better than sliced bread in the last 80 years?

How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?

Why is it that the word "phonetic" isn't spelled that way?

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

If ghosts can walk through walls, why they don't fall through the floor?

If money deosn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

What do you use to clean soap?

When a cow laughs, does milk come out of its nose?

if nothing sticks to teflon what makes th teflon stick to the pan?

Why are semi-trucks bigger than regular trucks?


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