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Humor - These random funny questions will make you laugh and they will make you think. They are designed to be thought provoking and entertaining. They are clever and engaging. Most of all they are just a fun bunch of questions.


Random humorous, amusing and thought provoking questions and ponderables.

If the Cincinatti Reds were the first major league baseball team, who did they play?

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?

Why does Mickey Mouse wear pants and no shirt while Donald Duck wears a shirt and no pants?

Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?

Why is chocolate not considered a vegetable, since chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

What is a picture of a thousand words worth?

Is it okay to shoot tourists during tourist season?

Can you eat swiss cheese from the inside out?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

Why do we wash towels?  Aren't we clean when we use them?

Why can't you make another word using all the letters in "anagram?"

Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

If seven-elevens are always open, why do they have locks on their doors?

Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?

Is there another word for synonym?

Why does Bugs Bunny walk around the cartoon naked, but he puts a bathing suit on when he goes swimming?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why is it that the word "phonetic" isn't spelled that way?

What is the opposite of opposite?

What do they use to ship styrofoam?

If 'con' is the opposite of 'pro', then is congress the opposite of progress?

If you had everything, where would you put it?


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