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Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

What happens when you call a 1-800 number collect?

Why do we scrub Down and wash Up?

If fat people go skinny dipping, shouldn't they call it ''chunky dunking''?

Why isn't evaporated milk a gas?

If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?

What would happen if you mooned a werewolf?

Isn't Disney World just a people trap that is operated by a mouse?

If you strangle a smurf what color would it turn?

How come the word "one" has a "w" sound in it, but the word "two" does not?

Is there another word for synonym?

Why is lemonade made made of artificial ingredients, while dish washing detergent contains real lemons?

Can you buy an entire chess set at a pawn shop?

Is it okay to shoot tourists during tourist season?

Why does Bugs Bunny walk around the cartoon naked, but he puts a bathing suit on when he goes swimming?

Is the reason Santa so jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?

Why does the word 'monosyllabic' have five syllables?

Do radioactive cats have 18 half lives?

Can someone yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

If you ate pasta and antipasti durring the same meal, would you still be hungry?

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