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Are part-time band leaders called semi-conductors?

Do radioactive cats have 18 half lives?

If the Cincinatti Reds were the first major league baseball team, who did they play?

Why can't you make another word using all the letters in "anagram?"

What would happen if you mooned a werewolf?

Why do they call them apartments if they are so close together?

If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?

If fat people go skinny dipping, shouldn't they call it ''chunky dunking''?

Whay do you park on a drive way and drive on a parkway?

If a slice of bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

If there were no sponges living in the oceans, would the oceans be deeper?

How do you get out club soda stains?

What do little birdies see when they get conked on the head?

Do kleptomaniacs help themselves, because they can't help themselves?

Is the reason Santa so jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live?

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

How far east can you go before you are heading west?

Why does the word 'monosyllabic' have five syllables?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Why do they call a building a buildingwhen it is alread built?

Why is the third hand on your watch called the second hand?

Why is it that night falls, but day breaks?

How come the word "one" has a "w" sound in it, but the word "two" does not?

If a vacuum cleaner really sucks, is that good?

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