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Humor - These random funny questions will make you laugh and they will make you think. They are designed to be thought provoking and entertaining. They are clever and engaging. Most of all they are just a fun bunch of questions.


Random humorous, amusing and thought provoking questions and ponderables.

What is the speed of dark?

How do you throw away a garbage can?

Why is it that the word "phonetic" isn't spelled that way?

Why is 'Charlie' short for 'Charles' if they are both the same number of letters?

Why does the Secret Service hold press conferences?

Why do people who know the least, know it the loudest?

Do bald people use soap or shampoo on their head?

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

Why is it that a wise man and a wise guy are total different?

How can there be an all natural boneless chicken brest?

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is it that bank will lend you money only if you can prove that you do not need it?

Why is common sense so uncommon?

Why aren't greyhounds grey?

Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?

Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?

If ghosts can walk through walls, why they don't fall through the floor?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?


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