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Humor - These random funny questions will make you laugh and they will make you think. They are designed to be thought provoking and entertaining. They are clever and engaging. Most of all they are just a fun bunch of questions.


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What do little birdies see when they get conked on the head?

Can you buy an entire chess set at a pawn shop?

Is there another word for synonym?

If seven-elevens are always open, why do they have locks on their doors?

Isn't Disney World just a people trap that is operated by a mouse?

How far east can you go before you are heading west?

Can you cry under water?

Why do you bake cookies and cook bacon?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown, too?

Why can't we tickle ourselves?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

If the Cincinatti Reds were the first major league baseball team, who did they play?

If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu what would you get?

Why is it that bank will lend you money only if you can prove that you do not need it?

Do burn victims get a discount at crematoriums?

Why is it that the word "phonetic" isn't spelled that way?

If money deosn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

Why doesn't the Washington Monument look like George?

Is "tired old cliche" one?

Whay do you park on a drive way and drive on a parkway?

Why is lemonade made made of artificial ingredients, while dish washing detergent contains real lemons?

Why is it that night falls, but day breaks?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

if olive oil is made from olives what is is baby oil mad from?


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