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Humor - These random funny questions will make you laugh and they will make you think. They are designed to be thought provoking and entertaining. They are clever and engaging. Most of all they are just a fun bunch of questions.


Random humorous, amusing and thought provoking questions and ponderables.

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?

Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?

How come we choose from just two people for president and fifty for Miss America?

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

Why are semi-trucks bigger than regular trucks?

Do kleptomaniacs help themselves, because they can't help themselves?

Is the reason Santa so jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live?

What is the speed of dark?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?

If honesty is the best policy, then is dishonesty the second best policy?

Do radioactive cats have 18 half lives?

If there were no sponges living in the oceans, would the oceans be deeper?

What was Captain Hook's name before he got the hook?

Why is it that a wise man and a wise guy are total different?

Why aren't greyhounds grey?

Why isn't evaporated milk a gas?

Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?

How do you throw away a garbage can?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown, too?

Do bald people use soap or shampoo on their head?

Why is common sense so uncommon?


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