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Humor - These random funny questions will make you laugh and they will make you think. They are designed to be thought provoking and entertaining. They are clever and engaging. Most of all they are just a fun bunch of questions.


Random humorous, amusing and thought provoking questions and ponderables.

Why is it that bank will lend you money only if you can prove that you do not need it?

Do cemetery workers always the graveyard shift?

Why do people who know the least, know it the loudest?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown, too?

If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

Why can't we tickle ourselves?

Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?

Why arn't marbles made of marble?

If ghosts can walk through walls, why they don't fall through the floor?

Why does the word 'monosyllabic' have five syllables?

Would you kill for a Nobel Peace Prize?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Did Noah have woodpeckers and termites on the ark?

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

How come the word "one" has a "w" sound in it, but the word "two" does not?

Why do we wash towels?  Aren't we clean when we use them?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

Why does the Secret Service hold press conferences?

If you strangle a smurf what color would it turn?

Why do people sing "Take me out to the ball game" when they are already there?

Is there another word for synonym?

How do you know when it is time to tune your bagpipes?


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