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How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Why haven't we come up with something better than sliced bread in the last 80 years?

If money deosn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

Can you eat swiss cheese from the inside out?

Does God believe that there are atheists?

How come I cannot find Chicken Soup for the Chicken's Soul?

Whay do you park on a drive way and drive on a parkway?

How can there be an all natural boneless chicken brest?

Which way does a compass point in space?

How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?

Why isn't evaporated milk a gas?

What is the opposite of opposite?

If a slice of bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Why do they call a building a buildingwhen it is alread built?

Why does Bugs Bunny walk around the cartoon naked, but he puts a bathing suit on when he goes swimming?

What was Captain Hook's name before he got the hook?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?

How come we choose from just two people for president and fifty for Miss America?

Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

Why is it only drug dealers and software developers call their clients 'users'?

Why is common sense so uncommon?

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