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Humor - These random funny questions will make you laugh and they will make you think. They are designed to be thought provoking and entertaining. They are clever and engaging. Most of all they are just a fun bunch of questions.


Random humorous, amusing and thought provoking questions and ponderables.

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "Not available in all states"?

Why do you bake cookies and cook bacon?

Why does the Secret Service hold press conferences?

Why is chocolate not considered a vegetable, since chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Did Noah have woodpeckers and termites on the ark?

if olive oil is made from olives what is is baby oil mad from?

Is "tired old cliche" one?

If fat people go skinny dipping, shouldn't they call it ''chunky dunking''?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it is called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it is called cargo?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Is there another word for synonym?

What is the opposite of opposite?

Do radioactive cats have 18 half lives?

How do you throw away a garbage can?

Why do people sing "Take me out to the ball game" when they are already there?

If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?

If a slice of bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Why is it that a wise man and a wise guy are total different?

Whay do you park on a drive way and drive on a parkway?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

if nothing sticks to teflon what makes th teflon stick to the pan?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Whose cruel idea was it to put an 's' in the word 'lisp'?


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