Humor - These random funny questions will make you laugh and they will make you think. They are designed to be thought provoking and entertaining. They are clever and engaging. Most of all they are just a fun bunch of questions.
Random humorous, amusing and thought provoking questions and ponderables.
Does God believe that there are atheists?
Why does Bugs Bunny walk around the cartoon naked, but he puts a bathing suit on when he goes swimming?
How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?
Whose cruel idea was it to put an 's' in the word 'lisp'?
if olive oil is made from olives what is is baby oil mad from?
If you strangle a smurf what color would it turn?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Why is it only drug dealers and software developers call their clients 'users'?
Why do we wash towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
How come we choose from just two people for president and fifty for Miss America?
Why does the Secret Service hold press conferences?
Why do you bake cookies and cook bacon?
How do you know when it is time to tune your bagpipes?
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
If a vacuum cleaner really sucks, is that good?
Why is chocolate not considered a vegetable, since chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
Why can't you make another word using all the letters in "anagram?"
Do burn victims get a discount at crematoriums?
Can you plan to be spontaneous?
When sign makers go on strike, what do their signs say?
Is there another word for synonym?
How come the word "one" has a "w" sound in it, but the word "two" does not?
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