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Humor - These bonus questions go well beyond the original 99. They are still funny questions that will make you laugh and make you think. They are designed to be thought provoking and entertaining. They are clever and engaging. Most of all they are just a fun bunch of questions.

 

99 Humorous, amusing and thought provoking questions and ponderables.

Why do we scrub Down and wash Up?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a use by date?

If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu what would you get?

If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?

Why do we scrub Down and wash Up?

How come I cannot find Chicken Soup for the Chicken's Soul?

Why do you bake cookies and cook bacon?

Why does Mickey Mouse wear pants and no shirt while Donald Duck wears a shirt and no pants?

Why do people sing "Take me out to the ball game" when they are already there?

How do you throw away a garbage can?

If you hate all prejudice people, are you a hypocrite?

Can someone yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse?

Do cemetery workers always the graveyard shift?

Why is it only drug dealers and software developers call their clients 'users'?

Isn't Disney World just a people trap that is operated by a mouse?

How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?

Why arn't marbles made of marble?

Why is chocolate not considered a vegetable, since chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Which way does a compass point in space?

Why is 'Charlie' short for 'Charles' if they are both the same number of letters?

Did Noah have woodpeckers and termites on the ark?

Why isn't evaporated milk a gas?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why do Pharmacies make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front check out counter?

Why haven't we come up with something better than sliced bread in the last 80 years?

Is Atheism a non-prophet organization?

Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "Not available in all states"?

How far east can you go before you are heading west?

How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?

If a slice of bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?

Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?

Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?

Do bald people use soap or shampoo on their head?

Why do we scrub Down and wash Up?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a use by date?

If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu what would you get?

If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?

Why do we scrub Down and wash Up?

How come I cannot find Chicken Soup for the Chicken's Soul?

Why do you bake cookies and cook bacon?

Why does Mickey Mouse wear pants and no shirt while Donald Duck wears a shirt and no pants?

Why do people sing "Take me out to the ball game" when they are already there?

How do you throw away a garbage can?

If you hate all prejudice people, are you a hypocrite?

Can someone yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse?

Do cemetery workers always the graveyard shift?

Why is it only drug dealers and software developers call their clients 'users'?


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