Twenty-Five Random Quotes. This is an additional resource. It contains 25 quotes chosen at random from our data base. Some are humorous some are amusing while many are serous and educational. You can submit quotes for consecration along with your questions.
Contradictions do not exist. Whenever you think you are facing a contradiction, check your premises. You will find that one of them is wrong. - Ayn Rand
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny. - Jack Handey
Indifference and neglect often do much more damage than outright dislike.
There is a sacred horror about everything grand. It is easy to admire mediocrity and hills; but whatever is too lofty, a genius as well as a mountain, an assembly as well as a masterpiece, seen too near, is appalling. - Victor Hugo
If A is a success in life, than A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today. - Laurence Peter
Economic progress, in capitalist society, means turmoil. - Joseph A. Schumpeter
If you enjoy living, it is not difficult to keep the sense of wonder. - Ray Bradbury
The real tragedy of the poor is the poverty of their aspirations. - Adam Smith
The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop. - Mark twain
Great men are meteors designed to burn so that earth may be lighted. - Napolean Bonaparte
It's the most righteous, which of course is not the same thing as the most profitable. - Nikolai Gogol
When the past no longer illuminates the future, the spirit walks in darkness - Alexis de Tocqueville
Success, the real success, does not depend upon the position you hold but upon how you carry yourself in that position. - Theodore Roosevelt
You can have it all. You just can't have it all at once. – Oprah Winfrey
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else. - Will Rogers
It's about sharing. You just give what you have to give wherever you go, and you let God handle the rest. - Lindsay Wagner
I was born on the prairies where the wind blew free and there was nothing to break the light of the sun. I was born where there were no enclosures.
If we had had more time for discussion we should probably have made a great many more mistakes. -Leon Trotsky
Since we cannot change reality, let us change the eyes which see reality. - Nikos Kazantzakis
I d rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy. - Fead Allen
If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because I bet that's what really throws you into a panic. - Jack Handey
I ain't got no beef with east coast, I think it's just being hyped up. - Ice T
One general law, leading to the advancement of all beings, namely, multiply, vary, let the strongest live and the weakest die. – Charles Darwin
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they? – George Carlin
